iPhone Giveaway of the Day - Beyond Blurbs - Crude, Simple, to the Point Horoscopes.

Need direction? Reassurance? A swift kick to get your stuff together? Beyond Blurbs is here for you! Daily horoscopes and zodiac sign compatibilities told to you straight, channeled from the Universe itself. Should you quit your job or pierce something? Beyond Blurbs has the answer. Or not. Who cares. The stars are finicky with little to no regard for your happiness or personal safety. Really, we like to watch you squirm. Why? Because that's how we are.

For humor purposes only. Not to be taken seriously.